Oliver (an Oriental gentleman) and Maudie (the house beauty, with attitude)

by Sharon Gray
(Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada)

CATS….
They love us but will not show us respect,
They understand us but think we are somewhat retarded,
They are fastidiously clean yet they leave used fur throughout the house,
They demand the best food and will turn up their noses on what they feasted on last week, and
We will love them unconditionally.